Abandon all hope ye who enter here
Hello.
Thank you for participating in the sadness that is this blog.
This first entry will set our agenda, because we're in this together, you and me.
We shall swipe someones else's motto to live this blog by;
"Be who you want to be".
Now, this may be the fruition of a mild form of schizophrenia, but my motives are pure; I want to be a writer, therefoere I am a writer, capiche? You be who you want be, I no care.
I am an indie no-budget filmmaker, sometime-stand-up-comic (no gig in 3 years), general twat.
I am currently rewriting sections of my MA thesis on Mock-Documentary and Our Perceptions of Truth for publication, unfortuntely this requires time and no drugs, and currently, I have drugs, and no time.
I also have no job, a situation that has caused me much stress, although I have peppered this city with application forms, cv's, cover letters and everything else you need to get a job, employers are not forthcoming. I have already staked out my corner to flog The Big Issue, so should this blog stop suddebly with no warning, chances are I'll be a street person spreading my misery over the non-cyberspace public.
"Overqualified" is a word I'm sick of hearing, no matter how much it strokes my ego, I am going to do some research into this term and report back, we can even have a monthly Rejection Letter section, whereupon I go to fucking town on some wax-brained crackpot who has the audacity to knock back my attempts at manual labour.
I will respond to all your stories of rejection, humilation, misfortune and criticism with words of hope and swearing, because believe me, we need misery in this world, it drives us on to better things. Nobody does their best work while happy; they're too busy being happy, but being miserable as sin often inspires us to create an image out of pure hatred and rage, thus, it is a thing of beauty.
I do read other people's blogs, but I'm going to do it my way.
You're always welcome to stay at my house, you dont even have to take your shoes off, you just have to be a proper moody cunt.
Thank you for participating in the sadness that is this blog.
This first entry will set our agenda, because we're in this together, you and me.
We shall swipe someones else's motto to live this blog by;
"Be who you want to be".
Now, this may be the fruition of a mild form of schizophrenia, but my motives are pure; I want to be a writer, therefoere I am a writer, capiche? You be who you want be, I no care.
I am an indie no-budget filmmaker, sometime-stand-up-comic (no gig in 3 years), general twat.
I am currently rewriting sections of my MA thesis on Mock-Documentary and Our Perceptions of Truth for publication, unfortuntely this requires time and no drugs, and currently, I have drugs, and no time.
I also have no job, a situation that has caused me much stress, although I have peppered this city with application forms, cv's, cover letters and everything else you need to get a job, employers are not forthcoming. I have already staked out my corner to flog The Big Issue, so should this blog stop suddebly with no warning, chances are I'll be a street person spreading my misery over the non-cyberspace public.
"Overqualified" is a word I'm sick of hearing, no matter how much it strokes my ego, I am going to do some research into this term and report back, we can even have a monthly Rejection Letter section, whereupon I go to fucking town on some wax-brained crackpot who has the audacity to knock back my attempts at manual labour.
I will respond to all your stories of rejection, humilation, misfortune and criticism with words of hope and swearing, because believe me, we need misery in this world, it drives us on to better things. Nobody does their best work while happy; they're too busy being happy, but being miserable as sin often inspires us to create an image out of pure hatred and rage, thus, it is a thing of beauty.
I do read other people's blogs, but I'm going to do it my way.
You're always welcome to stay at my house, you dont even have to take your shoes off, you just have to be a proper moody cunt.
posted by Dr Terminal at 3:21 PM
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