Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Lies, Damn Lies, and Pancakes

Blackwell's University Bookshop, "regrettably, due to the high number of applications" they received have not selected me for interview. This is almost certainly a huge steaming turd of a lie and unfortunately I have to add Blackwell's to the blacklist. I never went in there anyway due to their books being ridiculously expensive, now I have another reason to walk on by.
Bastards.
Yesterday's letter was from Spokesman Books, whom, due to being a small "concern", are not taking on any staff. Well, personally Spokesman, I hope one of your team suffers a (non-life threatening but nonetheless malicious) traumatic accident and you go out of business.

The diet of the downtrodden and unhappy is invariably appalling, today is no exception, I have eaten myself stupid with pancakes, and I think I may have lemon poisoning.

Insomnia will probably make tomorrow an exceptionally bad day, I have quit the drugs, and this means a period of brain wrenching boredom followed by a weeks worth of sleepless nights. Misery indeed.


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