Lies, Damn Lies, and Pancakes
Blackwell's University Bookshop, "regrettably, due to the high number of applications" they received have not selected me for interview. This is almost certainly a huge steaming turd of a lie and unfortunately I have to add Blackwell's to the blacklist. I never went in there anyway due to their books being ridiculously expensive, now I have another reason to walk on by.
Bastards.
Yesterday's letter was from Spokesman Books, whom, due to being a small "concern", are not taking on any staff. Well, personally Spokesman, I hope one of your team suffers a (non-life threatening but nonetheless malicious) traumatic accident and you go out of business.
The diet of the downtrodden and unhappy is invariably appalling, today is no exception, I have eaten myself stupid with pancakes, and I think I may have lemon poisoning.
Insomnia will probably make tomorrow an exceptionally bad day, I have quit the drugs, and this means a period of brain wrenching boredom followed by a weeks worth of sleepless nights. Misery indeed.
Bastards.
Yesterday's letter was from Spokesman Books, whom, due to being a small "concern", are not taking on any staff. Well, personally Spokesman, I hope one of your team suffers a (non-life threatening but nonetheless malicious) traumatic accident and you go out of business.
The diet of the downtrodden and unhappy is invariably appalling, today is no exception, I have eaten myself stupid with pancakes, and I think I may have lemon poisoning.
Insomnia will probably make tomorrow an exceptionally bad day, I have quit the drugs, and this means a period of brain wrenching boredom followed by a weeks worth of sleepless nights. Misery indeed.

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